Missing White Girl + MySpace Link = RATINGS GOLD!!!

Posted on June 27, 2008 by andrew


No one had better interrupt my weekend plans, which as of five minutes ago consist of following this story 24/7 until my eyes bleed. I swear, if CNN breaks into coverage of Missing White Girl ‘08 in order to share some boring new poll result in the boring presidential election, my television might well become the first victim of my newly legal handgun.

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One Response to “Missing White Girl + MySpace Link = RATINGS GOLD!!!”

  1. Skates on June 27th, 2008 12:18 pm

    Just wait until CNN or ABC sets up a sting operation where they get “journalists” to court young girls online and ask them to meet them at the bottom of lakes. That will be the real moneyshot/honeypot/rhyming term that doesn’t sound pornful.

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